If there is one question that haunts bachelors and spinsters alike, it is: ‘To marry or not to marry?’ That is the biggest dilemma of their lives. As we all know, marriage is the biggest gamble in life. If the right person walks into your life, life is going to be heaven for you! And, if you happen to land up with the wrong guy or gal, it is going to be hell.
If you get to marry the right person, you won’t have to wait until February 14 to celebrate the Valentine’s Day because every day is going to a Valentine’s Day for you. But if you land up with the wrong person, it is going to be hell from the word ‘Go.’ And, day-in and day-out, it is going to be a martyr’s day for you. It is going to be your funeral.
If you get a lazy person for your spouse, you will have to slog it out while your spouse enjoys the day. So, every day is going to be Labour Day for you.
If you are lucky enough to marry a rich person, every day is going to be a New Year Day for you with plenty of occasions for shopping and splurging. You may even get to blow up all the money your spouse makes. In this case, it does not matter whether marriages are MADE in heaven or marriages are MAD in heaven!
If an immature person lands up in your lap, you would end up celebrating the Children’s’ Day the day the marriage is solemnized. And, that is not going to end with that day. You will end up celebrating Children’s Day every.
If you are really unfortunate, you may tie up with a cheater or liar. In that case, your wedding day may turn out to be the April Fool’s Day for you. And, you will continue to celebrate the April Fool’s Day every day.
So far so good. But this one takes the cake: If you don’t get married, every day is going to be Independence Day for you. No restrictions to put up with. No reporting to be done about your whereabouts. You will continue to enjoy complete freedom and liberty till you tie the knot.
Now take a pick and decide for yourself…do you want to get married, or, do you want to remain single?
